Don’t worry, you’ve nothing to fear from me, so sit your happy butts down and let me a tell you a story! 🙂
Once upon a time – Hey! Don’t groan, that’s rude! Yeah, I get it, it’s unoriginal, but so what? It’s perfect! And I like it, so I’m gonna milk it – Once upon a time, there were 4 fools who bumped into each other. Literally! Hahaha…
One got stranded out of time and had to argue with our creator to be sent back, but he irritated the creator so much that he was returned as plastic! So now he lives forever and continues to spread his irritation.
Another couldn’t decide who he wanted to be, and after going through several wild experiences designed to help him, he still has no idea! 😉
The next tried to merge spiritually with the planet, and while he probably thinks he succeeded, he just looks a little greener to me.
The last was normal.
Yeah, poor him. 😦
Anyway! The bump occurred on a bright sunny day in the middle of fall, and after bumbling about and cursing the inconveniences of their lives, they found themselves in the same car for the first time. They dubbed the vehicle Heidi, and such a sweet Mercedes girl she was, taking them for a ride whenever possible… Hahaha see what I did there?? 😛
She had a beautiful sky-colored coat and two doors – highly inconvenient for 4… – and she could fly down the roads! During their first couple of trips, our 4 fools spoke riddles to one another, each trying to prove something to the others, but they eventually shut up and worked together to compile a list of music unique to their tastes to complement their adventuring. It was then that the perfect song for them was found, and the Renegade Squad was born.
You may be asking, why are they in the car together? Where were they going? Don’t worry, there was a destination. They always had a destination, even if it was simply the open road. 😉
Now, a reminder. Our 4 fools. A writer, a photographer, an artist, and a fictional character… Yep, poor him.
Oh, wait, that’s not what I said before was it? My bad. I guess I simply won’t explain who was who! I’m devilish like that sometimes. 😛
So the Renegade Squad was born from 4 fools, a car, and a song while driving towards a castle… or was it a mountain? A city?
Crap. I can’t remember.
Oh wow, this post is way longer than intended! I’ve rambled too much, damnit! I’ll just stop now. That works, right?
Um, yeah. Sure. Why not? Ok, bye!