I know what you’re thinking. ‘This is the overly dramatic asshole that lied in his intro.’ Is that about accurate? Or something like ‘what kind of person claims he saw the seas in their infancy? So arrogant. An idiot with a god complex, surely.’ Perhaps you’ll throw words around like ridiculous, impossible, foolish.. or roll your eyes for good measure.
Sure. Go ahead. I don’t mind. Makes sense to feeble minds, of course. Just can’t comprehend the impossible. I don’t care if you don’t believe me. I’m not here to enlighten you to the workings of our creator. He’ll do that on his own time.
Besides, who would listen to a little man made of plastic?
My fellows would have you think we’re not here to influence you, that we’re here to learn as much as share… You may have a feeble mind compared to my superior plastic, but let’s not be naive. Of course we’re here to influence you. The real question is: are you open to being influenced? Are you willing to listen to my genius?
And theirs I guess. Although, let’s be real, I’m the only one worth listening to… Let’s keep that between us, though, it might upset the others.